Thinking man`s sex goddess?
Phwwoaaarrr. Full-time `hottie`(!), Hazel Blears screams that, like sex, campaigning should be fun:
…if you’re not enjoying it, you’re not doing it right
Erk! The swine does not even want to think what goes on between the sheets with Blears and her partner.
Politicians enjoying sex, eh? Well, (no disrespect to professional sex workers here), there`s not much difference between being a whore and a member of the Labour party. I mean, look at Lord Truscott and the other lords taking those bribes. Strong similarities between them and some poor smack-addicted prostitute. With that in mind, you do not necessarily have to enjoy sex (or campaigning) to do it right – what is needed is plenty of money and backhanders in return for servicing your client. Failing that, plenty of swill for the swine will suffice:
Make sure there’s plenty of meals, drinks, social events, and a campaign HQ with plenty of tea and biscuits.
Hazel, in future, leave the sex advice to womens` mags.
